#myozobituary for Not Me. : )

One for everybody!

@CountSnarkula Braggin' an ass ya' could see thru stained glass, Tj died takin' a bullet for PoTUS--mostly to annoy in-laws. #ozobituary

 

@thatpooja Lived in San Fran, so prob-ly did some cool lesbo stuff. Oh, we hear she worked for (or with?) secretaries of state. #ozobituary

Vidhya's:

tribal leaders rightly asked, "who married this stubborn ♀?" as she wrote multimillion $ grants to aid their villages. (4vidhya) #ozobituary

 

Rachel's: 

 

Like all ♀, would've benefited from hysterectomy to control hysteria, instead stole ♂s' jobs, performing hysterectomies. (4sis) #ozobituary