Thursday, August 17, 2006

No. 1 Project Runway Bloggi (by Monique D.)

Pretentious moron Michael Kors said something about a trump lloyd belt (sixth episode, third season). At least that's what his pronunciation sounded like. I think he meant trompe l'oeil (tromp-'l&-E, trO np-'l[oe]i). He likes to use big words!
I.e., "That looks like a brioche." We get it, Kors; you're gay.I also like how Angela keeps trying to boisterously hug contestant Michael, and he disses her in new, innovative ways every time. That's quickly getting to be the best part of the show for me.
Even though Michael won again this time; I think he mostly lost.
No. 2 'Cuz Jeff said that Michael's clothes have no flavor. Ooo. He's not black enough for Jeff. Jeff is more black, as he has India ink tattoos and dark-colored clothes. And his hair is noire, too!
No. 1 B/c the film editing staff interpreted Michael's speaking by writing his (perfectly clear) words on the bottom of the screen after he spoke. They should be doing that for Michael Kors' French!

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