Project Spunway (by Monique D.)

(Kom—d-gär-'sOn) Michael Kors nearly got it right, had he not pronounced Comme as comb. It’s French Mikey; ce n'est pas Kors-ican.
Uli’s mom’s German wasn't interpreted for us as was Michael Knight’s English last week.
Jeff’s mom, Jeff, Angela, and her mofo: why do they always have to murder the innocent yardage first? No more lamé should be spilt for Jeff’s oily everything.
Uli was cheated; worstly, Robert’s been robbed, which means we’re stripped of witty gay banter for the remaining season. ATTENTION PROJECT RUNWAY! You try watching a Bravo show --- with chicks kissing on an Orbitz commercial --- sans homosexual innuendo for an entire hour! Ugh. It is a fit as ill as Angela’s Best Little Whorehouse in Texas madam git-up. (FYI, Kors, that’s 'ma-d&m.)